i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real
For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.
This is why punctuation was created
This blog includes: lemon, marzipan, coffee, tea, tizer, big toe, seaweed, pins, possibly poo, floor hair, boxing day flatulence, double pins, envelope glue, old age, burnt toast, chalk, ANGER!!!, triple pins with nougat, petrol station sandwiches, literally fire, sand, ectoplasm, papercuts, keyboard dust, burst batteries and brown.
You’d think Black Butler is like
But the whole show is actually
MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS
SO WE MADE SOME MORE
AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
THEN MY DAD JOINED IN
whenever I’m sad I remember this post
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.
we all need this on our blogs
This is the most beautiful post on all of Tumblr.
Don’t bring pineapples into this
I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them