random blog of stuff

This blog includes: lemon, marzipan, coffee, tea, tizer, big toe, seaweed, pins, possibly poo, floor hair, boxing day flatulence, double pins, envelope glue, old age, burnt toast, chalk, ANGER!!!, triple pins with nougat, petrol station sandwiches, literally fire, sand, ectoplasm, papercuts, keyboard dust, burst batteries and brown.



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doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created

12 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 205,098 notes

wendiz:

You’d think Black Butler is like

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But the whole show is actually 

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acid-sea:

lazyanbu:

MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS

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SO WE MADE SOME MORE

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AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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THEN MY DAD JOINED IN

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whenever I’m sad I remember this post

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a-cute-fallen-angle:

wayward-sons-and-fallen-angels:

sketchlock:

fuckyeahchandlerbing:

eatstarsnsparkle:

boazpriestly:

osointricate:

boazpriestly:

demonsanddragons:

darcywho:

harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:

chasexjackson:

THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR

my god, we’re all Ross.

Excuse you.

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Excuse you

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So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined. 

Not just the men.

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Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar.  Admit it.

In conclusion, we are the show Friends. 

we all need this on our blogs

This is the most beautiful post on all of Tumblr.

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Thank you. 

Don’t bring pineapples into this

12 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 1,138,446 notes

ghostintaylor:

gallifreyfieldsforever:

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

 (via)

12 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 49,995 notes