random blog of stuff

This blog includes: lemon, marzipan, coffee, tea, tizer, big toe, seaweed, pins, possibly poo, floor hair, boxing day flatulence, double pins, envelope glue, old age, burnt toast, chalk, ANGER!!!, triple pins with nougat, petrol station sandwiches, literally fire, sand, ectoplasm, papercuts, keyboard dust, burst batteries and brown.



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coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

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i think you mean the best

21 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 341,130 notes

i-m-a-weird-person:

nishlo:

nishlo:

nudists don’t have pockets

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21 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 110,237 notes

kaible:

catbountry:

zygoats:

zygoats:

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

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You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

21 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 106,066 notes

ohawkguy:

deadpool bi-annual

21 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 4,592 notes

MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

honerablerosemary:

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

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CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

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MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

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MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

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BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

21 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 688,534 notes

mirror:

I still laugh whenever I remember that the reason there was a whole section in Goblet of Fire dedicated to Hermione explaining the correct pronunciation of her name to Viktor Krum was because JK Rowling had found out there were actually people out there calling her character “Hermy One”

21 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 47,812 notes